When I first heard the word "croquette," I thought it was the plural of the lawn game with mallets and hoops and balls, y'know, "croquet," singular; "croquette," plural. It made sense. It just happens to be wrong. (In English. I know no French; it could be true in French. Although croquet could be like bowling: the plural is theoretically possible, but rarely to never seen.)
Neither a lawn game, nor a flirt, nor a loaf of bread.
Upon the realization that it isn't a game, I then thought it might something like a flirty male. After all, "coquette," flirty female; "croquette," flirty male. Logical, no? Except I can think of no instances where adding an R to a word changes the gender. And gender changing usually happens with suffices rather than in the middle of the word. (e.g. actor/actress, aviator/aviatrix, comedian/comedienne, Henry/Henrietta, barrister/barista*). Quite unlikely upon reflection.
Game hen: cooked, still hot though.
When I learned it was a food, I briefly thought it perhaps was a type of bread, a sort of subclass or relative of the "baguette" as it were. <L'sigh> Wrong. All wrong. As you may have gathered, the French language and I are unacquainted. Also I tend to think words that rhyme or sound similar are, in fact, similar, which leads me into trouble often enough. (I used to confuse dulcet and desultory. When I tried complimenting someone on their desultory voice, I got a strange look.)
Croquette filling.
Now, as you are already aware, my patient reader, a coquette is actually a breaded and fried meat and/or potato concoction. It sounds great; I like French fries, I like fried chicken. The next logical thing to do is to put them together into the same fried packet.
Patties are this big.
The version I'm going to try today has the unappealing name of "Cold Ham and Meat Croquettes." Likely this is because it begins by calling for cold ham and "cold fowl or cold fresh meat of any kind." I'm going to start with a game hen since they're small. Also there's only two of us and it might taste bad. Lastly, instead of potatoes, the recipe calls for breadcrumbs. This should be fun.
Three patties fit in my pan comfortably.
Cold Ham and Meat Croquettes
(adapted from
The Sweet Home Cook Book, unknown date)
Cakes:
1/2 cup white and dark meat from game hen, finely diced
1/2 cup ham, finely diced, ~3 oz
1/2 cup bread crumbs
2 tablespoons salted butter, softened or melted
1 tablespoon ketchup
1 teaspoon coarse ground mustard
1/8 teaspoon salt
1/8 teaspoon nutmeg
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1 egg yolk
Coating:
1/4 cup bread crumbs, about
1 egg yolk, beaten
about 3 tablespoons butter, divided, for frying
1. Cook game hen, if necessary (350 F for 1 hour should do it).
2. Place all ingredients for cakes in a bowl, mix well. (It was a bit crumbly but mostly held together.)
3. Take a piece about the size of a golf ball and shape into a patty slightly smaller than palm of hand and about 1/2 inch thick.
4. Melt 1 tablespoon butter in frying pan over medium-low heat.
5. Brush patty with beaten yolk, cover with bread crumbs.
6. Fry 3 minutes each side, or until golden brown. Drain/cool on paper towel covered plate.
7. Wipe out pan with paper towel, shape more patties, and continue frying.
Results: Makes 10 patties, or enough to feed 3 to 4 people. I am grateful to whoever first started putting yields in recipes. I wish the trend had caught on earlier, say in time for publication. But I digress.
Croquette close up.
I was awfully nervous about using nutmeg since I've always associated it with pumpkin pie but I didn't notice it. Perhaps I could have used more. I was tempted to switch the amounts of mustard and ketchup and am glad I didn't. I was also nervous about the dice on the meats. I'm not a big fan of the Chicken McNugget texture, so I didn't want to chop them too finely but perhaps I could have gone just a little smaller. Since I don't do much frying, I rather made up how to do it. I didn't want to burn the butter nor the bread crumbs, so I kept the temperature low and opted for a longer frying time and wiped out the skillet between batches.
Cooling my croquettes.
Taste- and texture-wise, I'm pleased with the way they turned out. It was quite bread-y but that's to be expected since bread crumbs were such a large component. It perhaps could have used another egg yolk to help bind the meat and bread crumbs together since they were rather delicate and flipping the patties was a bit fiddly. If I make it again, I'd like to try replacing the breadcrumbs with the typical mashed potato. Despite those quibbles, they won't last very long.
*Yes, I know this pair doesn't work but it amuses me that they look like they should.